Careful what you wish for; if it’s Lani and Noelle gushing over another Bizarro-World Buffy, then it’s your lucky day as Noelle gets wistful for wild Willow and Lani lusts after scruffy sweater Giles in “The Wish.” (S3.09)
We may be love’s bitch, but at least we’re man enough to admit it.
Lovers Walk and podcasters cast as Lani and Noelle take the return of Spike as an opportunity to talk about what love is… and isn’t… as they take on Lovers Walk (S3.08).
“You’re not the Watcher of us.”
Lani and Noelle discuss secrets, lies and naughty Watchers as they review Revelations (S3.07)
“Are there any nachos in here, little tree?”
Lani and Noelle have some chocolate and regress to their teenage days with Joyce and Giles in Band Candy (S3.06).
“We look cute in a tiara.”
It’s time to get dolled up and kill some vampires as Lani and Noelle get dirty tackling SlayerFest ’98!
“Time’s up. Rules change.”
Lani and Noelle rant about the patriarchy, bad handling of relationship violence and DEAR GOD WHY IS SCOTT HOPE STILL HERE in Beauty and the Beasts (S3.04).
We’re gonna go out on a limb and say there’s a new Slayer in town. Lani and Noelle celebrate the arrival of Faith and Trick while lamenting the existence of Scott Hope in Faith, Hope and Trick (S3.03)
“Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead!” Buffy’s back, and so are the dead, and Lani and Noelle get their hootenanny on with one of the most quoted episodes of Buffy, “Dead Man’s Party.” (S3.02)
“I’m Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are?”
It’s all about identity as Noelle and Lani take a look at Anne (S3.01), celebrating the return of Chanterelle, loving up on Oz, and wishing the Joyce Summers conflict vending machine would just friggin’ break.