We cannot be a part of your bad girl shenanigans.

For Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S1.5-7, Joshua and Lani are intrigued by the “Girl in the Flower Dress,” electro-statically charged by “FZZT,” and enjoy the teamwork (and Sitwell getting shot) in “The Hub.”

We have the authority to downgrade your ass to a Winnebago.

It’s a magical podcast as Joshua and Lani begin their discussion of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Not terrible, but not yet as great as Lani promises it will become, the beginning of this Marvel Cinematic Universe still has some high points which include a wise-cracking Agent Coulson, an adorably connected FitzSimmons, and a beautifully pissed-off Nick Fury cameo.

We appreciate the finer things but do not want to know what happened on the finer things.

For the back half of Agent Carter season 1, Joshua and Lani discuss the secretary turned damsel in distress, the culpability question with a villain not under her own control, and the real love story thread running through it all, the friendship between Peggy and Jarvis.

You’re embarrassing us in front of the wizards.

It’s another hot take, which means a fully-spoiled and completely off-the-cuff chat about first impressions on the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s newest blockbuster, Avengers: Infinity War. Joshua and Lani do a wild and only moderately prepared deep-dive into their thoughts on the cast of thousands, the surprises that really shouldn’t have been surprises, and, of course, bedazzled gauntlets of unchecked cosmic power.

Is that an automatic pistol? We want that.

For the first part of Agent Carter’s first season, Joshua and Lani talk about Peggy’s overall badassery, Jarvis’s competing loyalties, and Howard’s top-shelf narcissism, while raving over pretty much everything the show does, including that kickass hat.

So you’re just going to leave us here? Like our dad?

In this episode of Listen Up A-Holes, narrative nerd Lani Diane Rich and super hero scholar Joshua Unruh slide into Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with the charming, baffling and ultimately meh experience that is Iron Man 3.

We’re vegetarians. In this episode of Listen Up A-Holes, narrative nerd Lani Diane Rich and super hero scholar Joshua Unruh are joined by the luminous Sistah K of Sistah Speak Productions who hangs with us to talk about the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s newest movie, Black Panther.

We were playing Galaga. We thought you wouldn’t notice. In this episode of Listen Up A-Holes, narrative nerd Lani Diane Rich and super hero scholar Joshua Unruh complete their survey of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 1 with an exhaustive look at the wonderfully overpacked suitcase that is 2012’s The Avengers.