Conversation’s over, hell-bitch.

The Summers sisters bond over blood, and Lani and Noelle ponder the nature of reality in Blood Ties (S5.13).

If that girl’s the only thing between me and my key, I don’t need much time.

Lani and Noelle discuss Buffy’s beautiful smackdown of the Watcherarchy in Checkpoint (S5.12).

I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

It’s time for a game of Xander-in-the-middle as Lani and Noelle examine the sitcommy trollness that is Triangle (S5.11).

All views are represented as Lani and Noelle disagree heartily on Into the Woods (S5.10).

See those stars along there? That’s the bottom of the pineapple.
Lani and Noelle discuss sci-fi in the Buffyverse, Joyce as a child, and the awesome of Dawn in Listening to Fear (S5.09).

Tick-tock, Dreg. Tick-frickin’-tock!

Big snake. With arms. Why? We don’t know. But we’re gonna repeatedly punch it in the face as we talk Shadow (S5.08)!

We are the very spirit of vexation.
Spike’s internally conflicted over his love for Buffy, Lani’s internally conflicted over her love for Spike, and Noelle wants some of them spicy buffalo wings in Fool for Love (S5.07).

You’re a piece of work. I like you.

Everybody’s got a secret as Lani and Noelle talk about Tara’s Zeppo episode, “Family” (S5.06).

Newsflash, hairdo. It’s not always about you.

Lani and Noelle criticize mental health stereotypes, celebrate the arrival of Glory, and contemplate the nature of reality in No Place Like Home (S5.05).