I feel like this Skywalker exposes too much skin when I bend over. Got one with more rise?
Sorry, you can’t return that Jedi. It was our last one.
…then the Force hit the snooze button and slept for nine more minutes.
Sith. Siththththth. It’s like the most evil-sounding made-up word ever.
Now, the thing about clones is, if you provoke ‘em, you’re in trouble.
Man, those phantoms sure are menacing. I hope they turn out not be a big deal.
This Jedi doesn’t fit. Can I return it?
If the Empire Strikes twice more after this, they’re out.
Trade in your old hope for a shiny New Hope! Season 3 has Rob going one-by-one through the numbered episodes, looking at metaphors and throughlines in each film.