#25. The Rise of the Skywalker
I feel like this Skywalker exposes too much skin when I bend over. Got one with more rise?
#24. The Last Jedi
Sorry, you can’t return that Jedi. It was our last one.
#23. The Force Awakens
…then the Force hit the snooze button and slept for nine more minutes.
#22. Revenge of the Sith
Sith. Siththththth. It’s like the most evil-sounding made-up word ever.
#21. Attack of the Clones
Now, the thing about clones is, if you provoke ‘em, you’re in trouble.
#20. The Phantom Menace
Man, those phantoms sure are menacing. I hope they turn out not be a big deal.
#19. Return of the Jedi
This Jedi doesn’t fit. Can I return it?
#18. The Empire Strikes Back
If the Empire Strikes twice more after this, they’re out.
#17. A New Hope
Trade in your old hope for a shiny New Hope! Season 3 has Rob going one-by-one through the numbered episodes, looking at metaphors and throughlines in each film.