25. The Rise of the Skywalker
I feel like this Skywalker exposes too much skin when I bend over. Got one with more rise?
24. The Last Jedi
Sorry, you can’t return that Jedi. It was our last one.
23. The Force Awakens
…then the Force hit the snooze button and slept for nine more minutes.
22. Revenge of the Sith
Sith. Siththththth. It’s like the most evil-sounding made-up word ever.
21. Attack of the Clones
Now, the thing about clones is, if you provoke ‘em, you’re in trouble.
20. The Phantom Menace
Man, those phantoms sure are menacing. I hope they turn out not be a big deal.
19. Return of the Jedi
This Jedi doesn’t fit. Can I return it?
18. The Empire Strikes Back
If the Empire Strikes twice more after this, they’re out.
17. A New Hope
Trade in your old hope for a shiny New Hope! Season 3 has Rob going one-by-one through the numbered episodes, looking at metaphors and throughlines in each film.